Turrets Or Inconsequential Choices? « CmaTrends

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What’s better: turrets or inconsequential choices? #Whats #turrets #inconsequential #choices Welcome to TmZ Blog, here is the new story we have for you today:

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With your help, I’m on a mission to answer the biggest question: what’s the best thing in video games? With a wholly sensical face-off between two things each week, we’ll surely soon discover the absolute best thing.

Last week, you decided (barely!) that drawbacks are better than a load of lasers. I feel I should’ve defined drawbacks more narrowly but there’ll be chaos if introduce undosies. Onwards! Next, I present a choice between two oft-disliked things. What’s better: controlling a turret, or little inconsequential choices?

Controlling a turret

No, stop booing. You can’t be out here hissing before I’ve even started. I know, it’s widely held that playing turret is awful, that it’s a holdover from the bombastic and brotastic noughties, that it rips you out of the game you were enjoying. Counterpoint: dakka dakka dakka!

Confession: I like it when a video game goes “Hey, do you just want to blow stuff up for five minutes? I know you were running about, and we’re into some plot or whatever, but do you want to just do explosions and loud noises? We’ve put a lot of effort into our explosions and loud noises, you know. Tell you what, I’ll even stand some men next to some red barrels, and make the men dramatically fly into the air if you shoot them. Aw c’mon, you can just hold down your mouse button and look at colours for five minutes.” Thank you video game, I will hold my mouse button down for five minutes and admire the effort you’ve made.

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Also, way back when, one of the first games I bought after seeing it on RPS was 100% turret:

There’s a time and a place for it, of course. Too much turret or too bad turret in some games (or both, hello Dead Space!) caused much animosity. But if our deliberations stumbled across something that was universally good, I’d likely call this whole thing off because we’d have our answer (I do suspect cats might be such a thing). So while we’re in the process of narrowing down our options, let me ask you: wouldn’t you like to go dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka, right now, just for a few minutes?

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